For software to communicate with hardware, it needs to talk to a kernel-mode driver that serves as a middle-man between the two, helping to make sure everything operates as it should. In Windows that is done using the Kernel-Mode Driver Framework (KMDF). These drivers are used to control everything in your computer, from small things like CPU fan speed, color of your motherboard LED lights, up to flashing a new BIOS. However, as the code in these drivers runs with the same privileges as the rest of the kernel, malicious drivers can be used to compromise the security of the platform. To that end, Microsoft relies on WHQL, code signing, and EV Signing to prevent drivers which have not been approved by Microsoft from being loaded into the kernel. Unfortunately, security vulnerabilities in signed drivers can be used to as a proxy to read and write hardware resources such as kernel memory, internal CPU configuration registers, PCI devices, and more. These helpful driver capabilities can even be misused to bypass and disable Windows protection mechanisms. Let us teach you how these drivers work, show you the unbelievable risk they pose, and enjoy our walk of shame as we parade all the silly and irresponsible things we discovered in our research. Jesse Michael Jesse Michael is an experienced security researcher focused on vulnerability detection and mitigation who has worked at all layers of modern computing environments from exploiting worldwide corporate network infrastructure down to hunting vulnerabilities inside processors at the hardware design level. His primary areas of expertise include reverse engineering embedded firmware and exploit development. He has also presented research at DEF CON, Black Hat, PacSec, Hackito Ergo Sum, Ekoparty, and BSides Portland. Mickey Shkatov Mickey Shkatov, a principal researcher at Eclypsium, has been performing security research and product security validation since 2010, He has also presented multiple times at DEF CON, Black Hat, PacSec, CanSecWest, BruCon, Hackito Ergo Sum, and BSides Portland.