Spending a short time working as a barrister opened my eyes to a profession that is hundreds of years old. In comparison to the legal profession, the computing profession has barely got started! This talk is a mash up of when these two worlds collide. As professional Perl and Raku programmers are there any cool hacks we can borrow from the arcane world of barristers? Which practices could help power Perl and Raku for the next hundred years?