Elixir pipes have captured the imagination of the Elixir community. Joe Armstrong's first blog about the language, Dave Thomas's book title for Programming Elixir, and the creator of the language have all mentioned pipes as a core feature for understanding not just Elixir, but also how functional transformation works. In this talk, we'll learn to use macros to push pipes harder than you ever thought possible. Elixir programmers will learn to write prettier code, and others will learn why functional programming and macros are such a big deal.