IoT sits, not unfairly, at the peak of this years Gartner's "Hype for Emerging Technology". This talk tries to cut through the marketing bullshit and attempt to build a taxonomy for what should, and more importantly, what shouldn't be considered a 'Thing' on the Internet. Is examines both the competing infrastructure technologies and the upcoming pseudo-standards. Hopefully by the end you'll be less confused, or at least understand why you're confused!