This session discusses the bad habits you may have picked up from those "web school" pages on the internet and shows how to break them with some simple-to-follow rules.By simplifying your JavaScript, thinking about your web page holistically rather than pieces/parts, optimizing your server-client communications, and considering the security aspects of your page, this session will show you how to cook up lean, mean, speed machines for your web pages. No Heisenberg uncertainty involved either, you'll understand and use the developer tools provided with your browser to tweak performance, save time, and optimize bandwidth.