You know Postgres 12 is available, but you just haven't had time to look into it. Sure you want to learn more, but no one wants to just sit through a bunch of slides. What you really want is to see the features in Postgres 12 so you can figure out what will help make your users (and you!) happier with as little work as possible. I’m Robert Treat, and I’ve put together a whirlwind tour of new features available in Postgres 12. I think I know what will help you get the most bang for the buck, but if I am wrong, we can chose the features that you want to see most. That's right, there are no slides in this presentation, not even an about-me slide; we're going straight into the database to help you learn what options will help you make the best case with management to get you upgraded.